My name’s Screamy.  Of course that’s not my real name.  It’s just a nickname I was given that seems to have stuck.  I am in my mid 20’s, female bodied, non binary, and lead a pretty boring life.  I have a cat and a large collection of Transformers (an unhealthy amount of them are Starscreams).  I also have a loving partner who is incredibly tolerant of my frivolous spending.

I’m trying out this reviewing thing because having such a large collection is fun but that also means I might be able to help people in the community decide which toys they prefer.

Personally, my preference tends to be short and girthy toys but I own all manner of sizes and shapes.